Things I've Learned Over the Years

About Life:

1. There are many transitions in life, and each is worse then the previous.


2. Becareful with hot drinks.


3. Don't ever say life can't get worse, because when you do, it will.


4. Misery loves company, but it loves alcohol more.


5. If you wander too much through your past, your present will slap you hard across the face while the future passes right by.

About People:

1. Before you can truly love another, you must truly love thyself.


2. No matter how much people say she's a skank, Christina Aguilera is still hot.


3. Use mistletoe at your own risk, you never know who may be around.


4. Always give it up to those who give it to you. (Take that however you want)

About Myself:

1. Even the last person you'd expect, yourself, can be afraid of commitments.


2. Only you are responsible for your health, and happiness. Sanity, on the other hand, is well within others hands.


3. Never undress in front of a webcam, you never know who's watching.


4. Always watch where you walk, especially after a few drinks.