WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND....

What girls say...
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Can't we just be friends?


I just need some space

Can you help me with my homework?

Do I look fat in this dress?

I just don't want a boyfriend right now.

I don't Know, what do you want to do?

Come here

I like you but...

you never listen

We're moving too quickly.


I'll be ready in a minute.


Oh no, I will pay for myself.


Oh Yes! Right there.


I'm just going out with the girls.

There's no one else.

Size doesn't count...

What girls mean...
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There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.
...without you in it.

If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.


We haven't had a fight in a while.

I just do not want YOU as a boyfriend.


I can't believe you don't have anything planned.

My puppy does this too.

I don't like you.

You never listen.

I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this other guy I know has a girlfriend.

I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

I am just being nice, there is no way I am going dutch.

well, near there. I just want to get this over with.

We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

I am doing your brother.

unless I want an orgasm.

What guys say...
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It is just orange juice. Try it.


She's kind of cute.

I don't know if I like her.

I need you

I had her

I really want to get to know you.

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever cared about.

I want you back.

We've been through so much together.

I miss you so much.


No. I don't want to dance right now.

The break-up should not start for another 24 hours.

What they mean...
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3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

I want to bang her till I'm blue.

She won't blow me.

My hand is tired.

I had (wet dreams) about her all week.

... so we can do what I tell my friends we do.


Is my penis really that small?


You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.


... for tonight anyway.

If it was not fo ryou, I never would have lost my virginity.

I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good

Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.


I want to have sex a few more times.