Ebonics

Leroy is an 18 year old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system........

One day Leroy got an Ebonics homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what Leroy did.

1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody
2. RECTUM - I had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
4. FORECLOSE - If i pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.
5. CATACOMB - Don King was at he fight the other night, Man, somebody give the CATACOMB.
6. PENIS - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No ISRAEL.
8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.
9. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI.
10. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed id i was STAIN for dinner again.
11. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
12. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
13. HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.
14. INCOME - I just got in bed with dis hoe and INCOME my wife
15. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she said FORTIFY.